made salad instead of texting them that i miss them

45 Comments

1. 

   EffectiveHead6961 4 weeks ago

   

2. 

   Feet-on-land 4 weeks ago

   Shredded sun salad

3. 

   Xhili_ 4 weeks ago

   

4. 

   Sidewalk_Tomato 4 weeks ago

   What kinda greens?

5. 

   Initial-Address2214 4 weeks ago

   

6. 

   ElegantCoach4066 4 weeks ago

   

7. 

   Uchihagod53 4 weeks ago

   Yeah, hi, could you use a faster shutter next time you take a pic of something next to the sun? That’d be great

   

8. 

   Cowboyz_88 4 weeks ago

   

   If you gave that salad to anyone

   Your immune to the core of the sun ig

9. 

   haveabunderfulday 4 weeks ago

   And I thought KFC coleslaw was bright!

10. 

    taigaoasis 4 weeks ago

    [okay okay here’s what the salad actually looks like when it isn’t being irradiated by my phone’s flash](https://imgur.com/gallery/salad-gRDH0sa)

11. 

    CuriosityIsInnocent 4 weeks ago

    Thats a pretty light salad.

12. 

    dragon_sack 4 weeks ago

    

13. 

    Bella-Luna 4 weeks ago

    The Chernobyl Salad.

14. 

    paulsoleo 4 weeks ago

    

15. 

    xaxfu 4 weeks ago

    You’ll be okay. You don’t need them.

16. 

    happy_Ad1357 4 weeks ago

    I’ll take your word for it

17. 

    NightLotus84 4 weeks ago

    

    If it radiates like that, you probably shouldn’t be eating it…

18. 

    SheLikesSoup- 4 weeks ago

    

19. 

    blitzkampire 4 weeks ago

    Flashbang salad

20. 

    Jeffinj420 4 weeks ago

    

21. 

    pun_in10did 4 weeks ago

    Honestly a better option. Do NOT TEXT HIM!

22. 

    Patrollerofthemojave 4 weeks ago

    Buddy is eating pure photonic light.

23. 

    _izzyiguess_ 4 weeks ago

    

24. 

    Gronal_Bar 4 weeks ago

    Eat your greens? No
    Eat your whites.

25. 

    McSteezeMuffin 4 weeks ago

    Don’t do it dawg

26. 

    X_Chicken_Nuggets_X 4 weeks ago

    Is that a bowl of romaine lettuce and spinach with a squeeze of lime and cucumber bits?

27. 

    Ok-bish 4 weeks ago

    I can taste the flash of the camera, REFRESHING

28. 

    Remarkable-Plane-963 4 weeks ago

    Looks like a plate full of plastic shards

29. 

    soupforfam 4 weeks ago

    This made me laugh the most I’ve laughed this month or maybe two months

30. 

    meohmy5 4 weeks ago

    Uranium salad, my favorite!

31. 

    Sewergoddess 4 weeks ago

    

    Mmm glowstick dressing

32. 

    delano0408 4 weeks ago

    You put a flashbang in there bro?

33. 

    I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 4 weeks ago

    I didn’t know they made retroreflective lettuce

34. 

    Available-Egg-2380 4 weeks ago

    Now we’re all blind. Just text them next time! (This is a joke, do not text them!)

35. 

    Bleezair 4 weeks ago

    

36. 

    veebles89 4 weeks ago

    

37. 

    Kodiak_Wylde 4 weeks ago

    

    Legit me opening reddit

38. 

    Which_Dream_5429 4 weeks ago

    You guys jest but biblically accurate angels gotta eat too 😔

39. 

    tosiriusc 4 weeks ago

    Mr fucking brightside here

40. 

    awill316 4 weeks ago

    1000 lumen salad

41. 

    Who_U_Thought 4 weeks ago

    Yo sorry about the nuclear weapon that went off just as you were taking that pic of salad(?)

42. 

    DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 4 weeks ago

    

43. 

    Nightshade_Ranch 4 weeks ago

    

44. 

    Honshu9 4 weeks ago

    

45. 

    godanglego 4 weeks ago

    You should text them.